Tech wunderkind Rance Gellman, playboy brother of Liberty Gellman, ex-mistress of Oracle's CFO, refuses to say what exactly his vLUNGUS service does except that it involves streaming video and "virtual campfire nomadic shared experience media." He inked a $6.5 million deal with Malkor VC while playing vuvezelas at the dog washing rave.
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
A true patriot has exactly seven t-shirts, with seven slight variations on a single phrase that tell one powerful story. This is that tale.
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