Tech wunderkind Rance Gellman, playboy brother of Liberty Gellman, ex-mistress of Oracle's CFO, refuses to say what exactly his vLUNGUS service does except that it involves streaming video and "virtual campfire nomadic shared experience media." He inked a $6.5 million deal with Malkor VC while playing vuvezelas at the dog washing rave.
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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