Tech wunderkind Rance Gellman, playboy brother of Liberty Gellman, ex-mistress of Oracle's CFO, refuses to say what exactly his vLUNGUS service does except that it involves streaming video and "virtual campfire nomadic shared experience media." He inked a $6.5 million deal with Malkor VC while playing vuvezelas at the dog washing rave.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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