Zack: I don't even think this is a game cover. I think it's a travel brochure featuring every awesome leisure activity known to man. Jet skiing, boating, helicoptering, Jeeping, and Vitruvianing.
Steve: I don't see anybody doing any hot babes or getting in any karate fights there on the cover.
Zack: I'll give you the hot babes, but I don't think karate fights qualify as a leisure activity.
Steve: Trust me, nothing feels quite as sweet as delivering a side kick to some dude's face. Except maybe doing a babe with really big boobs.
Zack: What about kicking a woman with really big boobs in the boobs?
Steve: My friend, your question disgusts me. Boobs are not meant to be kicked.
Zack: Not even evil boobs?
Steve: There is no such thing.
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
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