Zack: I don't even think this is a game cover. I think it's a travel brochure featuring every awesome leisure activity known to man. Jet skiing, boating, helicoptering, Jeeping, and Vitruvianing.
Steve: I don't see anybody doing any hot babes or getting in any karate fights there on the cover.
Zack: I'll give you the hot babes, but I don't think karate fights qualify as a leisure activity.
Steve: Trust me, nothing feels quite as sweet as delivering a side kick to some dude's face. Except maybe doing a babe with really big boobs.
Zack: What about kicking a woman with really big boobs in the boobs?
Steve: My friend, your question disgusts me. Boobs are not meant to be kicked.
Zack: Not even evil boobs?
Steve: There is no such thing.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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