Zack: I don't even think this is a game cover. I think it's a travel brochure featuring every awesome leisure activity known to man. Jet skiing, boating, helicoptering, Jeeping, and Vitruvianing.
Steve: I don't see anybody doing any hot babes or getting in any karate fights there on the cover.
Zack: I'll give you the hot babes, but I don't think karate fights qualify as a leisure activity.
Steve: Trust me, nothing feels quite as sweet as delivering a side kick to some dude's face. Except maybe doing a babe with really big boobs.
Zack: What about kicking a woman with really big boobs in the boobs?
Steve: My friend, your question disgusts me. Boobs are not meant to be kicked.
Zack: Not even evil boobs?
Steve: There is no such thing.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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