L.A. Crackdown (1988)

Steve: That guy shouldn't sit so close to the screen. It's bad for his eyes.

Zack: He needs to back off for more reasons than just eye-strain. I think that top monitor is playing the videotape from The Ring.

Steve: I always wondered if that girl who comes out of the TV would fit through a little TV. Like what if you hooked a VCR up to one of those old pocket TVs. Would she come out of that?

Zack: She probably would, but she'd be really small.

Steve: That's not very scary.

Zack: Maybe after she comes out she would grow like one of those dinosaurs you put in a bowl of water.

Steve: Oh! That IS scary!

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