Steve: That guy shouldn't sit so close to the screen. It's bad for his eyes.
Zack: He needs to back off for more reasons than just eye-strain. I think that top monitor is playing the videotape from The Ring.
Steve: I always wondered if that girl who comes out of the TV would fit through a little TV. Like what if you hooked a VCR up to one of those old pocket TVs. Would she come out of that?
Zack: She probably would, but she'd be really small.
Steve: That's not very scary.
Zack: Maybe after she comes out she would grow like one of those dinosaurs you put in a bowl of water.
Steve: Oh! That IS scary!
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
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