Steve: That guy shouldn't sit so close to the screen. It's bad for his eyes.
Zack: He needs to back off for more reasons than just eye-strain. I think that top monitor is playing the videotape from The Ring.
Steve: I always wondered if that girl who comes out of the TV would fit through a little TV. Like what if you hooked a VCR up to one of those old pocket TVs. Would she come out of that?
Zack: She probably would, but she'd be really small.
Steve: That's not very scary.
Zack: Maybe after she comes out she would grow like one of those dinosaurs you put in a bowl of water.
Steve: Oh! That IS scary!
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
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