IUG is 43rd in line for the Spanish throne, but he doesn't make a big deal of it unless you get him drunk.
Anmitzcuaca is always at his action station (it is a toilet).
Spaceboy is getting picked up by Enterprise? Sounds expensive!!
Darth Brooks sometimes imagines hijacking a library bookmobile and going on the run.
Ensure your little ones are safe and relatively poison-free with the following tips designed to keep them healthy, outside of their teeth and blood sugar levels.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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