IUG is 43rd in line for the Spanish throne, but he doesn't make a big deal of it unless you get him drunk.
Anmitzcuaca is always at his action station (it is a toilet).
Spaceboy is getting picked up by Enterprise? Sounds expensive!!
Darth Brooks sometimes imagines hijacking a library bookmobile and going on the run.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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