IUG is 43rd in line for the Spanish throne, but he doesn't make a big deal of it unless you get him drunk.
Anmitzcuaca is always at his action station (it is a toilet).
Spaceboy is getting picked up by Enterprise? Sounds expensive!!
Darth Brooks sometimes imagines hijacking a library bookmobile and going on the run.
The hermit crab of retail shares his business secrets.
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