hellbastard feels like his entire life has revolved around chasing one ornery hog after another.
pipes! has eaten more apples than any one single person, and he has the certificate to prove it.
Hackuma encountered this image on his vision quest, for it was his spirit image.
GAME OVER! Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for butchering ADHDan's dad grandpa's memory and to you for reading! Bonus points to my bro David Thorpe for ghostwriting a couple comments. Also, big apologies for the lateness of this feature. We had some technical things happening that kept me from getting it up sooner.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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