hellbastard feels like his entire life has revolved around chasing one ornery hog after another.
pipes! has eaten more apples than any one single person, and he has the certificate to prove it.
Hackuma encountered this image on his vision quest, for it was his spirit image.
GAME OVER! Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for butchering ADHDan's dad grandpa's memory and to you for reading! Bonus points to my bro David Thorpe for ghostwriting a couple comments. Also, big apologies for the lateness of this feature. We had some technical things happening that kept me from getting it up sooner.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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