hellbastard feels like his entire life has revolved around chasing one ornery hog after another.
pipes! has eaten more apples than any one single person, and he has the certificate to prove it.
Hackuma encountered this image on his vision quest, for it was his spirit image.
GAME OVER! Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for butchering ADHDan's dad grandpa's memory and to you for reading! Bonus points to my bro David Thorpe for ghostwriting a couple comments. Also, big apologies for the lateness of this feature. We had some technical things happening that kept me from getting it up sooner.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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