hellbastard feels like his entire life has revolved around chasing one ornery hog after another.
pipes! has eaten more apples than any one single person, and he has the certificate to prove it.
Hackuma encountered this image on his vision quest, for it was his spirit image.
GAME OVER! Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for butchering ADHDan's dad grandpa's memory and to you for reading! Bonus points to my bro David Thorpe for ghostwriting a couple comments. Also, big apologies for the lateness of this feature. We had some technical things happening that kept me from getting it up sooner.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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