Quaint sounding "mortalenema" fails to take into account that Obi-Wan could obviously use mind control. WHAT A TOTAL LOSER.
"Subbes" goes for the old zombie standard.
"Flint" tries too hard to be understood. You poor mutant.
"greeze" is all over you, baby.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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