Gnat Pack received a subpoena to testify against Dr. Mario, who's accused of administering an overdose of "Weird."
Huzzah! reports that Dr. Mario stopped caring about souls, human or animal. The doctor was in... over his head!
King Xeu Star reveals Mario was the victim of a devious frame-up, with his own brother in the villain chair! Mama mia!
jovial_cynic lives with the nagging belief that a miniature man is always undermining whatever he constructs.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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