Gnat Pack received a subpoena to testify against Dr. Mario, who's accused of administering an overdose of "Weird."
Huzzah! reports that Dr. Mario stopped caring about souls, human or animal. The doctor was in... over his head!
King Xeu Star reveals Mario was the victim of a devious frame-up, with his own brother in the villain chair! Mama mia!
jovial_cynic lives with the nagging belief that a miniature man is always undermining whatever he constructs.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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