Gnat Pack received a subpoena to testify against Dr. Mario, who's accused of administering an overdose of "Weird."
Huzzah! reports that Dr. Mario stopped caring about souls, human or animal. The doctor was in... over his head!
King Xeu Star reveals Mario was the victim of a devious frame-up, with his own brother in the villain chair! Mama mia!
jovial_cynic lives with the nagging belief that a miniature man is always undermining whatever he constructs.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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