Gnat Pack received a subpoena to testify against Dr. Mario, who's accused of administering an overdose of "Weird."
Huzzah! reports that Dr. Mario stopped caring about souls, human or animal. The doctor was in... over his head!
King Xeu Star reveals Mario was the victim of a devious frame-up, with his own brother in the villain chair! Mama mia!
jovial_cynic lives with the nagging belief that a miniature man is always undermining whatever he constructs.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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