Send this image to 30 people and your baby won't come out looking all messed up.
Pie sounds lovely. Thank you, Beatrice.
AOL user 2411742 has got a bad case of something.
2917636 knows the importance of being a good host.
There's a big, long sale this week. They've erected signs and deals are popping up all over the store. Get your hands on something quick though, because they'd love to jack up the price and catch you with your pants down. Then they'll jack it up again. And again and again and again.
Job interviews aren't going so well for 1287572.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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