It was all fun and games until Ol' Man "Devious Tyrant" himself got wind of Weekend Web and decided to take time out of his busy schedule gluing another classmate's desk shut to go nuts in our very own FYAD.
Our hero immediately took the offensive...
...firing back harsh words at every bystander that approached His Unholyness!
The blood feud with Frolixo came about from the discovery that Frolixo's website, SUPER EVIL INDUSTRIES, is not actually "evil" enough, or something like that. You can't make this stuff up!
People this obsessed should really be contained.
We always get a little kick out of it on the uncommon occasion one of our own forum members loses it and posts denial-laced rants, but bringing in someone from the outside is something rare and special. I will treasure this for all time.
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Grimes, mechagodzilla, puffery, Princess Lollipop, G Sherman, Gazpacho, ICE2-D2, Hudson, Marxux, BUTT KING, kingcobweb, Deg, A Certain Ratio, menth0l, Babycakes, DisgruntledJoe, HangOverDeMayo, and ImTallGermanJerry.
Know of a terrible forum that should be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link!
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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