It's only a matter of time before some kind police officer introduces their domes to a different kind of blunt object.
GET A JOB YOU CRETINS
Keep it up you beautiful bastards!
My only experience with anything involving Knight Rider comes from high school, where a guy in gym class built a little strip of red LEDs and wired them up so the light bounces back and forth. He then sewed it into his gym shirt somehow and kept it running until the rainy season.
I liked the Internet a lot better before everyone found out about anime.
Like you guys ever needed a reason before.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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