Blunts

Back in its heyday, Blunts.com was THE place to brag about being high on the Internet.

Aw man, my PEACE AN BLUNTS AN PUSSY must have gotten lost in the mail.

Hey everyone, look at how cool "Shuaib" is!

Shakespeare is rolling in his grave, and by that I don't mean he's rolling blunts.

"undergrounddank" stole his material from every pothead in high school who thought they could rap.

I know I'll be thankful for "Hiiamhigh" this Thursday!

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