I think the best and the worst part of Weekend Web is seeing the gross private sides of strangers. How would you like it if someone walked up to you on the street and told you they just had sex with a cow? Because that's basically what's going on here.


Do you like your pets? I mean like like? These guys do!

I don't particularly like the taste of oatmeal cookies.

Haha, "WOOF"

Oh, the romance. The forbidden love that was never meant to be.

There is nothing gay about loving "huge cocks n balls"

For most people, a swarm of flies on their genitals wouldn't be considered a good thing.

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Lair Flair!

    Lair Flair!

    Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!

  • SkyMall Product Review: Bark Deterring Ultrasonic Collar

    SkyMall Product Review: Bark Deterring Ultrasonic Collar

    Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.