Everything I need to know I learned from Star Trek.
Alert the moodia, it's a cowspiracy!
I'd sell my soul for an ice cream sandwich right about now.
I haven't gotten that ice cream sandwich yet.
If we're going to worship a Lawrence Fishburne project let's at least make it Pee Wee's Playhouse.
There used to be a homeless guy around here nicknamed "Wolfman" but he died from smoking in bed and not from battling sea life on the astral plane.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
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