Everything I need to know I learned from Star Trek.
Alert the moodia, it's a cowspiracy!
I'd sell my soul for an ice cream sandwich right about now.
I haven't gotten that ice cream sandwich yet.
If we're going to worship a Lawrence Fishburne project let's at least make it Pee Wee's Playhouse.
There used to be a homeless guy around here nicknamed "Wolfman" but he died from smoking in bed and not from battling sea life on the astral plane.
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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