bianca's Fetish Forum

Beats me who Bianca is, all I know is she ran this fetish forum for a really long time for some reason that I really can't figure out.

How anyone could gain any type of satisfaction from a weekly disaster showcase where some candyass narrates people being stupid is beyond me.

My grandpa used to like to play a game called "let's see how much Grandpa can drink before your parents get home" and he lost every time.

If the following ever happens to you just tell him they're cancelling medicare and that should stun him long enough for you to get away.

"Bad Dad" is the reason for the season (but only if we rename Christmas to Creepmas).

At last, justice is here!

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