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Maybe it's a good time to give it a rest. If you think your dick's going to burst, that means it's probably time to stop.
Congratulations, you broke your ding-dong.
I don't know what it means to "clamp" and I'm glad.
You can not only break your wiener, but you can turn it colors too. Nice.
"So yeah, the skin's all flaking off and nasty and nobody's going to want to have sex with me, but it's like a whole inch longer!"
HEAT YOUR BALLS
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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