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Maybe it's a good time to give it a rest. If you think your dick's going to burst, that means it's probably time to stop.
Congratulations, you broke your ding-dong.
I don't know what it means to "clamp" and I'm glad.
You can not only break your wiener, but you can turn it colors too. Nice.
"So yeah, the skin's all flaking off and nasty and nobody's going to want to have sex with me, but it's like a whole inch longer!"
HEAT YOUR BALLS
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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