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I think Yentl is coming on, who's up for it?

Don't look now but there could be JEWS on your hockey message boards!

Yeah what's up with those offended guys? What the hell are they thinking?

Someone buy these guys some legos or something, they need a fucking hobby.

I like to make friends and have a good time

Claim yourself a high school diploma first, tough guy.

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