1) Subject has no idea what the hell he's talking about
2) Subject is angry
"Johnnie1492" is properly equipped to argue on the Internet.

"GOLDSCHLAGER" owns B.O. Railroad.

Thank you Microsoft for inventing a way to talk to friends while doing stuff!

The misery of others doesn't always warm my heart, but when it's brought on by video games it does!

Oh boo hoo, you big whiny baby.

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