"Damian7132" should try searching the forum for someone who gives a hoot.
YEARGH I'M GETTING VIOLENT AND TENSE I NEED MY XBOX 360.
"WaterWarrior" is so named because he's fought every effort to get him to bathe.
Game console rivalry: Politics for kids.
Time to unplug the SA servers so that I may update them with this Weekend Web!
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends The Admiral, Dr. Fred, Scream Machine, Urseo, WHORENDOUS, decoy octopus, Dr. Goot, Solar Jetman, Blaber66, menth0l, gigantic drill, XanthosNZ, torjus, puffery, doublehawk00, Babycakes, RjY, GUI, BUSY BUSY PEE, jobber-d, Gathers, Hudson, benji, Deg, Mogomra, and Necromancer.
Know of a terrible forum that should be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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