"Damian7132" should try searching the forum for someone who gives a hoot.

YEARGH I'M GETTING VIOLENT AND TENSE I NEED MY XBOX 360.

"WaterWarrior" is so named because he's fought every effort to get him to bathe.

Game console rivalry: Politics for kids.

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