Furtopia

I have to warn you that today's schools face a drastic shortage of something every child needs to become a well-adjusted member of society. No, it's not about books, teachers, or money. I'm talking about ridicule. Today's kids are taught to be so overly tolerant of every single choice anyone could possibly ever make in their lives that even the most flagrant atrocities against personal dignity go unchecked by today's would-be bullies. This is where furries come in.

*Jumps out of a window*

If your parents really loved you they'd get you some sunlight for your birthday.

Go try to befriend a pack of wolves.

Robin Williams.

The joke is on the four Americans who actually did move to Canada after the election.

I don't know what "*glomps a bishounen*" means but it sounds illegal.

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