I have to warn you that today's schools face a drastic shortage of something every child needs to become a well-adjusted member of society. No, it's not about books, teachers, or money. I'm talking about ridicule. Today's kids are taught to be so overly tolerant of every single choice anyone could possibly ever make in their lives that even the most flagrant atrocities against personal dignity go unchecked by today's would-be bullies. This is where furries come in.
*Jumps out of a window*
If your parents really loved you they'd get you some sunlight for your birthday.
Go try to befriend a pack of wolves.
The joke is on the four Americans who actually did move to Canada after the election.
I don't know what "*glomps a bishounen*" means but it sounds illegal.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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