Maybe Walmart is a crummy company for whatever reason, but their employees aren't all that hot either.
Prison was that much fun, huh?
You can take my assault rifle when you pry it from my Dale Earnhardt commemorative gun rack.
Michelin Man lookalike contest
Oh okay, thanks for posting.
No, that's a great idea. I'll start smelting some ingots so I can pay the kid who mows my lawn.
And you're as straight as an arrow... that's pointing to a gay bar.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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