Maybe Walmart is a crummy company for whatever reason, but their employees aren't all that hot either.
Prison was that much fun, huh?
You can take my assault rifle when you pry it from my Dale Earnhardt commemorative gun rack.
Michelin Man lookalike contest
Oh okay, thanks for posting.
No, that's a great idea. I'll start smelting some ingots so I can pay the kid who mows my lawn.
And you're as straight as an arrow... that's pointing to a gay bar.
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
Gentle Creature has awakened from his worries. Shhhh. He has gone to visit his gentle cousin who also wants to be President.
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
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