Maybe Walmart is a crummy company for whatever reason, but their employees aren't all that hot either.
Prison was that much fun, huh?
You can take my assault rifle when you pry it from my Dale Earnhardt commemorative gun rack.
Michelin Man lookalike contest
Oh okay, thanks for posting.
No, that's a great idea. I'll start smelting some ingots so I can pay the kid who mows my lawn.
And you're as straight as an arrow... that's pointing to a gay bar.
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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