Maybe Walmart is a crummy company for whatever reason, but their employees aren't all that hot either.
Prison was that much fun, huh?
You can take my assault rifle when you pry it from my Dale Earnhardt commemorative gun rack.
Michelin Man lookalike contest
Oh okay, thanks for posting.
No, that's a great idea. I'll start smelting some ingots so I can pay the kid who mows my lawn.
And you're as straight as an arrow... that's pointing to a gay bar.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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