Maybe Walmart is a crummy company for whatever reason, but their employees aren't all that hot either.
Prison was that much fun, huh?
You can take my assault rifle when you pry it from my Dale Earnhardt commemorative gun rack.
Michelin Man lookalike contest
Oh okay, thanks for posting.
No, that's a great idea. I'll start smelting some ingots so I can pay the kid who mows my lawn.
And you're as straight as an arrow... that's pointing to a gay bar.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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