That crazy bitch, what the hell is wrong with her?
This is some MacGyver shit.
Nothing says "Friday night" like locking the front door, gorging yourself on original recipe, and humping a mannequin.
Probably a casino so I could say "Looks like I just hit the JACKPOT!"
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT DOLL HUMPIN' NO SIR
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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