That crazy bitch, what the hell is wrong with her?
This is some MacGyver shit.
Nothing says "Friday night" like locking the front door, gorging yourself on original recipe, and humping a mannequin.
Probably a casino so I could say "Looks like I just hit the JACKPOT!"
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT DOLL HUMPIN' NO SIR
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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