That crazy bitch, what the hell is wrong with her?

This is some MacGyver shit.

Nothing says "Friday night" like locking the front door, gorging yourself on original recipe, and humping a mannequin.

AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO

Probably a casino so I could say "Looks like I just hit the JACKPOT!"

CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT DOLL HUMPIN' NO SIR

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