That crazy bitch, what the hell is wrong with her?
This is some MacGyver shit.
Nothing says "Friday night" like locking the front door, gorging yourself on original recipe, and humping a mannequin.
Probably a casino so I could say "Looks like I just hit the JACKPOT!"
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT DOLL HUMPIN' NO SIR
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
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