Absolute Anime

It's an anime forum. What more can I say about it?

They both suck equally the same to me.

It also increases your queer factor ten fold.

All these guys have anime girl avatars and it's freaking me out.

You're not dying happy anytime soon then.

I'm about to break!

I'm glad you can't put clickable links in a gif file.

I'm watching my cat lap water out of his bowl right now and I don't think he knows what the hell he's doing. I don't think he's actually drinking any water, just sticking his tongue in it.

Where is the American Idol hentai?

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