Well, that settles that. Thanks to Craig from the IMDB forums for finally settling this God business once and for all.

"Anyone else would get off with just a warning, but that guy really burns my brisket!!"

Has anyone pointed out that Snakes on a Plane can be abbreviated to SOAP yet? It'll be the first soap of any kind a lot of these guys have seen in months.

Great idea, let's all let Hollywood raise our kids! By the way "incognito041052," happy 54th birthday on Monday.

If you'd like to keep from losing your sanity, remember that everyone on the Internet who likes to argue politics either has views extremely far to the right or extremely far to the left. And if you'd like to keep from losing your lunch, remember that these same people should only be viewed from extremely far away.

Beats me, pal.

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