They say people look like their cars, and this guy looks like a primer-colored pickup with Confederate flag bumper stickers.

"verry touchy and kinda icky subject" pretty accurately describes many of these women.

It's times like this I wish I were a psychologist, because I bet that leather chair / bed thing in my office would be good for casual lounging too.

One might think that when someone describes a woman as "curvy" it means she's got big boobs. That is incorrect. She's obese, probably morbidly so.

If she takes her clothes off when you give her money, that means she's totally into you.

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