They say people look like their cars, and this guy looks like a primer-colored pickup with Confederate flag bumper stickers.
"verry touchy and kinda icky subject" pretty accurately describes many of these women.
It's times like this I wish I were a psychologist, because I bet that leather chair / bed thing in my office would be good for casual lounging too.
One might think that when someone describes a woman as "curvy" it means she's got big boobs. That is incorrect. She's obese, probably morbidly so.
If she takes her clothes off when you give her money, that means she's totally into you.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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