I think my mailman is named Alan, I wonder if it's the same guy.

There was a kid in high school who had an almost visible barrier of stink, and a few times even had skidmarks that went all the way through to his pants. He probably would have made a great friend.

I like romantic movies, holding hands, and best of all - I never lie.

"KKS" is indeed a teen pirate in the sense that they steal feelings of low self-esteem from others.

How wonderfully repulsing.

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