Make a smoke bomb out of corn flakes and shampoo, that'll show him.
This is the most relevant post I've seen yet.
Suddenly I feel like a movie star.
You're going to have to figure this shit out for yourself.
"THE DUDE" and "cool guy" try to set the record straight on who's the boss, applesauce.
Try again, Alec.
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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