Make a smoke bomb out of corn flakes and shampoo, that'll show him.
This is the most relevant post I've seen yet.
Suddenly I feel like a movie star.
You're going to have to figure this shit out for yourself.
"THE DUDE" and "cool guy" try to set the record straight on who's the boss, applesauce.
Try again, Alec.
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