MovieCodec

If you're wondering what the hell a codec is, you certainly won't find out by reading this forum.

Dear Mom and Dad,
By the time you read this, I'll be dead. Don't be sad, this was the right thing for me to do. Say goodbye to Grandma and Grandpa for me, and say thanks to MovieCodec.com for helping me with suicide tips and instructions for compressing my Yu-Gi-Oh season 1 DVD box set.

"Ivory" is ready to enter the exciting world of talking to people once or twice before it becomes too awkward to message them again.

I'VE BEEN DUPED

Yeah, I guess DivX is a pretty good codec.

He goes to the bathroom with the door open.

You're hired, detective.

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