When you get a letter that starts "Dear Friends, My wife is very fat." you should read it IMMEDIATELY.
"foster," no! Don't talk like that, you're scaring me!
INDIA HAS THE ATOMIC BOMB and it comes in the form of "Arinvindran's" monster slams!
If "Teen Wolf" took place in the modern day this is probably exactly what would happen, he'd stay inside and ask the Internet to diagnose him.
Hee hee, little afro nipples.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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