When you get a letter that starts "Dear Friends, My wife is very fat." you should read it IMMEDIATELY.
"foster," no! Don't talk like that, you're scaring me!
INDIA HAS THE ATOMIC BOMB and it comes in the form of "Arinvindran's" monster slams!
If "Teen Wolf" took place in the modern day this is probably exactly what would happen, he'd stay inside and ask the Internet to diagnose him.
Hee hee, little afro nipples.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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