When you get a letter that starts "Dear Friends, My wife is very fat." you should read it IMMEDIATELY.
"foster," no! Don't talk like that, you're scaring me!
INDIA HAS THE ATOMIC BOMB and it comes in the form of "Arinvindran's" monster slams!
If "Teen Wolf" took place in the modern day this is probably exactly what would happen, he'd stay inside and ask the Internet to diagnose him.
Hee hee, little afro nipples.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.