When you get a letter that starts "Dear Friends, My wife is very fat." you should read it IMMEDIATELY.
"foster," no! Don't talk like that, you're scaring me!
INDIA HAS THE ATOMIC BOMB and it comes in the form of "Arinvindran's" monster slams!
If "Teen Wolf" took place in the modern day this is probably exactly what would happen, he'd stay inside and ask the Internet to diagnose him.
Hee hee, little afro nipples.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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