They're so gross with their wings and bodies and pollenation and cocoons and gross.
How can anyone hate something so cute and pretty?
Like this butterfly right here, hello little friend.
And here's a friend of my new friend. I guess that makes us friends too, huh? How are you, little guy?
Awww, more butter-friends.
Okay guys, time to get back to work.
I mean it, get out of here.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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