Most of the training for "astral sparring" consists of listening to the theme from Highlander and closing your eyes. Maybe clenching a fist if you want to really get into it.
You can't just make dimensions willy-nilly! What do you think you are, a string theorist?
DO NOT FLY, GODDAMN IT
It's likely more of a "fetal position while jocks punch me and look through my wallet" kind of thing.
Once I had a dream where I fought Eddie Murphy.
MOOOOOOM GET OUT OF HERE I'M ON THE COMPUTER
Only three episodes left until the big finale of this show! The finale you have all been waiting for to season 4. Or was it season 5?
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
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