Run, little man! RUN!

With this sickening display "FooBarWidget's" continued virginity is assured for the next several years at least.

And here I thought playing the lottery was one of the worst ways to waste your money. That'll teach me.


Apparently now you can type a letter to your ISP in any random form you find on the Internet and they'll end up getting it. Hey SBC, go to hell.

I think "an idiot" is trying to steal my job.

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