Run, little man! RUN!
With this sickening display "FooBarWidget's" continued virginity is assured for the next several years at least.
And here I thought playing the lottery was one of the worst ways to waste your money. That'll teach me.
Apparently now you can type a letter to your ISP in any random form you find on the Internet and they'll end up getting it. Hey SBC, go to hell.
I think "an idiot" is trying to steal my job.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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