Run, little man! RUN!
With this sickening display "FooBarWidget's" continued virginity is assured for the next several years at least.
And here I thought playing the lottery was one of the worst ways to waste your money. That'll teach me.
Apparently now you can type a letter to your ISP in any random form you find on the Internet and they'll end up getting it. Hey SBC, go to hell.
I think "an idiot" is trying to steal my job.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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