Run, little man! RUN!
With this sickening display "FooBarWidget's" continued virginity is assured for the next several years at least.
And here I thought playing the lottery was one of the worst ways to waste your money. That'll teach me.
Apparently now you can type a letter to your ISP in any random form you find on the Internet and they'll end up getting it. Hey SBC, go to hell.
I think "an idiot" is trying to steal my job.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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