The best revenge is living well, even if your head shrinks and looks like a Madball.
I simply can't wait for this magical event to occur.
Stop waiting and just have a glass of water or something. Christ.
Hahaha, good dog.
Well golly, I can only hope the poster has figured out this mind-bending mystery by now.
I'm not gay but even I would put out for this modern-day Romeo.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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