The best revenge is living well, even if your head shrinks and looks like a Madball.

I simply can't wait for this magical event to occur.

Stop waiting and just have a glass of water or something. Christ.

Hahaha, good dog.

Well golly, I can only hope the poster has figured out this mind-bending mystery by now.

I'm not gay but even I would put out for this modern-day Romeo.

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