What the hell. Question mark.

"entropyfails" finished writing this post and then went back to masturbating to a rerun of America's Next Top Model.

Prepare to have your mind expanded so hard it'll look like a fucked-up beach ball.

"You don't understand, library lady! It's my religion to write Geocities URLs in library books!"

The unsaved souls that deny Matrixism and take the blue pill are led to a very exciting page indeed!

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