What the hell. Question mark.
"entropyfails" finished writing this post and then went back to masturbating to a rerun of America's Next Top Model.
Prepare to have your mind expanded so hard it'll look like a fucked-up beach ball.
"You don't understand, library lady! It's my religion to write Geocities URLs in library books!"
The unsaved souls that deny Matrixism and take the blue pill are led to a very exciting page indeed!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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