What the hell. Question mark.
"entropyfails" finished writing this post and then went back to masturbating to a rerun of America's Next Top Model.
Prepare to have your mind expanded so hard it'll look like a fucked-up beach ball.
"You don't understand, library lady! It's my religion to write Geocities URLs in library books!"
The unsaved souls that deny Matrixism and take the blue pill are led to a very exciting page indeed!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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