The only fallout from this intense nuclear battle is going to be in the form of chicken nuggets falling out of "Neo1's" pockets.

YEAH I KNOW.

I'm still working on all of the coded spiritual messages in Police Academy.

Finally, someone's got the real answers.

Overanalyzing The Matrix??? Surely, you must be joking!

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