Anyone who said anything other than Superman is an idiot.

Kids probably aren't very good construction workers, so yeah, he's nuts.

Happy Belated Australia Day!

I hate my computer and I hate all of you.

"Gnostic" is everyone's distant, deranged family member that lives in the woods.

"sleepezguy" has indeed uncovered more questions, the biggest one being: "Who cares?"

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