"AiyaWolf" is like the guy at the new age bookstore but with slightly less sniffing.
Being a wolf is all well and good until you realize shitting outside sucks.
You know those shirts that have a wolf howling in front of a gigantic full moon? I call them dork beacons.
Oh gosh, now where will he molest stray dogs?
I'm not sure why "Shadow" and words like it are so popular, especially when used as a kind of first name. I've seen some really dumb ones, too. Things like Shadow Stormcrow, Shadow Tigerheart, or Shadowfinger Bloodfist. How about some truth in advertising? Shadownerd Hugeglasses. Shadow Socialoutcast. Shadobese Lonelyface.
Tim Allen spotted, fifth post down.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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