"AiyaWolf" is like the guy at the new age bookstore but with slightly less sniffing.
Being a wolf is all well and good until you realize shitting outside sucks.
You know those shirts that have a wolf howling in front of a gigantic full moon? I call them dork beacons.
Oh gosh, now where will he molest stray dogs?
I'm not sure why "Shadow" and words like it are so popular, especially when used as a kind of first name. I've seen some really dumb ones, too. Things like Shadow Stormcrow, Shadow Tigerheart, or Shadowfinger Bloodfist. How about some truth in advertising? Shadownerd Hugeglasses. Shadow Socialoutcast. Shadobese Lonelyface.
Tim Allen spotted, fifth post down.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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