"AiyaWolf" is like the guy at the new age bookstore but with slightly less sniffing.
Being a wolf is all well and good until you realize shitting outside sucks.
You know those shirts that have a wolf howling in front of a gigantic full moon? I call them dork beacons.
Oh gosh, now where will he molest stray dogs?
I'm not sure why "Shadow" and words like it are so popular, especially when used as a kind of first name. I've seen some really dumb ones, too. Things like Shadow Stormcrow, Shadow Tigerheart, or Shadowfinger Bloodfist. How about some truth in advertising? Shadownerd Hugeglasses. Shadow Socialoutcast. Shadobese Lonelyface.
Tim Allen spotted, fifth post down.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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