Sometimes "warioandpeach" hugs pillows and pretends it's the princess.

"hotstuff890" could get started by drawing their last breath.

"Peach Lover" is one scandalous bastard.

Wow, this is some high-quality pathetic.

He realizes one of his mistakes, I guess that's a start. Hopefully the next one is "posting anything at all, ever."

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