YEAH YOU GOT FUCKIN' PRANKED, YOU MICROSOFT SONS OF BITCHES!!

With every word I feel more and more like I'm being punished for something I never did.

Brilliant. I'm getting all my zings from Counter-Strike servers from now on.

Haha, now scribble a wiener on their post-it notes!

Who exactly is being pranked here? You're the one sucking up cat piss with an eye dropper.

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