YEAH YOU GOT FUCKIN' PRANKED, YOU MICROSOFT SONS OF BITCHES!!
With every word I feel more and more like I'm being punished for something I never did.
Brilliant. I'm getting all my zings from Counter-Strike servers from now on.
Haha, now scribble a wiener on their post-it notes!
Who exactly is being pranked here? You're the one sucking up cat piss with an eye dropper.
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