You haven't lived until you've started storing your farts in jars adjacent to food.
I just checked the news wires and didn't see anything about this so take it with a grain of salt.
FLATULANCE KING LAYS IT OUT, BOOYAH
I think muff just copied this out of one of those "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" books.
Grandma brings a touch of class to any occasion.
Sorry I don't socialize with anyone under the rank of Pootenant
He probably could have said more but his brain was busy frantically reevaluating the marriage.
The good news is the republican convention is over. The bad news is if I can escape this police car how do I anull a marriage??
Take a look at Hollywood's brightest stars who won't be allowed to shine at this year's RNC.
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