You haven't lived until you've started storing your farts in jars adjacent to food.
I just checked the news wires and didn't see anything about this so take it with a grain of salt.
FLATULANCE KING LAYS IT OUT, BOOYAH
I think muff just copied this out of one of those "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" books.
Grandma brings a touch of class to any occasion.
Sorry I don't socialize with anyone under the rank of Pootenant
He probably could have said more but his brain was busy frantically reevaluating the marriage.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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