I had a dream about the wrestler "Ultimate Warrior." He was chasing me through town so I ducked into a bookstore because he would never look there.
It would be a good idea to turn off your computer. Not because your room is about to burn down but because I hate your posts.
I don't even know xbellax but already I can tell she's majoring in crafts.
Internet Moron Adorably Obtuse
Spoilers for Star Wars 3 have been all over lately so I suggest passing over this if you don't want to know what happens.
Kingslaw should leave the house once in a while.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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