I had a dream about the wrestler "Ultimate Warrior." He was chasing me through town so I ducked into a bookstore because he would never look there.
It would be a good idea to turn off your computer. Not because your room is about to burn down but because I hate your posts.
I don't even know xbellax but already I can tell she's majoring in crafts.
Internet Moron Adorably Obtuse
Spoilers for Star Wars 3 have been all over lately so I suggest passing over this if you don't want to know what happens.
Kingslaw should leave the house once in a while.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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