I had a dream about the wrestler "Ultimate Warrior." He was chasing me through town so I ducked into a bookstore because he would never look there.

It would be a good idea to turn off your computer. Not because your room is about to burn down but because I hate your posts.

I don't even know xbellax but already I can tell she's majoring in crafts.

Internet Moron Adorably Obtuse

Spoilers for Star Wars 3 have been all over lately so I suggest passing over this if you don't want to know what happens.

Kingslaw should leave the house once in a while.

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