When I first selected Female First I thought that it was some kind of feminist message board for uptight ladies who once had a guy look at them in a funny way and now they hate all men with a fervent passion. Instead I saw what appears to be some kind of disgusting fetish forum and a haven for girls who think they just might be pregnant for the sixth time. I must say, I love Female First!
Oh boy, I can't wait to dive straight into this forum.
I want to go full hog.
Tastes like chicken.
Yeah I think you need to drop 20-30 pounds as soon as possible. You're overdue for a coronary.
Ha ha you tell 'em Read This.
If she doesn't agree to this then she doesn't love you.
It's not as good as taking a dump though.
ROAST BEEF VAGINA.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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