Hehe are you busy this weekend??
That isn't no girl.
That's not nearly enough masturbating.
My girlfriend oftens evacuates her bowels while we are making love.
Is this the female first forum or the FREAKY FETISH FUCK FORUM?
I have natural man boobs. How do you like that!
Mine is seven inches. I am above average. I thought you'd all like to know.
I would let you finger me for some Big League Chew. God I loved that stuff.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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