Hehe are you busy this weekend??

That isn't no girl.

That's not nearly enough masturbating.

My girlfriend oftens evacuates her bowels while we are making love.

Is this the female first forum or the FREAKY FETISH FUCK FORUM?

I have natural man boobs. How do you like that!

Mine is seven inches. I am above average. I thought you'd all like to know.

I would let you finger me for some Big League Chew. God I loved that stuff.

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