Sorry Arabs but the Warrior's house is full of half-nude men with frilly underwear and top hats. There's just no room.

I am very much opposed to aborption. PRO LIFE!!!

NO!!! REALLY?!

Sorry but Richard Lowtax "Kyanka" is going down!

I am pleased to see he has touched your heart. Now if only he would touch my pee pee.

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