There was an entire chapter ("unit") called Preparing For Marriage. It's my favorite part to reread.

Marriage can be great when you learn to tolerate your spouse's shitty hobbies like staying clean and shopping.


What do your books have to say about dinosaurs?


There is a section on dinosaurs in "Life Management Under God"!


If there are any other illustrations please post them.


Not as good as the Violence/Pornography/Rock music one, but I've always loved the facial expressions on these guys:

Terminal Entropy

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