There was an entire chapter ("unit") called Preparing For Marriage. It's my favorite part to reread.
Marriage can be great when you learn to tolerate your spouse's shitty hobbies like staying clean and shopping.
What do your books have to say about dinosaurs?
There is a section on dinosaurs in "Life Management Under God"!
If there are any other illustrations please post them.
Not as good as the Violence/Pornography/Rock music one, but I've always loved the facial expressions on these guys:
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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