Zack: "Argh! The pyramid thing is happening again!"

Steve: Try to lay down and put a wallet in your mouth!

Zack: Mel Gibson pictured receiving the idea for Apocalypto from his father.

Steve: Whenever I see first edition card effects like this I always want to make a deck with like a fourth of the deck are these weird up-yours cards to where the guy will have to draw his whole deck in three turns or something. It's a fun thing to do.

Zack: I do a similar thing but it involves one bullet and a revolver.

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