Steve: What the heck?
Zack: They're not even trying with this one.
Steve: I get the mean commissar woman and, I guess, the bright green gorilla with the hammer and sickle, but I don't get anything else.
Zack: Wait, you GET the gorilla?
Steve: Compared to the bearded boombox.
Zack: I do dig the horrible cockroach man's rap crew pose in the back.
Steve: He looks like he photo bombed the rest of them. "Oh, what, Svetlana and Ivan are taking picture? Time to run in on frame!"
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.