Steve: This one isn't so bad.

Zack: You think that anytime something is black because black is "badass."

Steve: It is the most badass of the colors.

Zack: Badass color or not, he's got a nipple cannon in the middle of his chest and that flap on his crotch says NINJABOT.


Zack: I bet this guy clatters and stomps loudly down hallways and drones *I AM NINJABOT* at 80 decibels.

Steve: He doesn't look particularly stealthy, but I'm sure he makes up for what he lacks in stealth with, uh, vibrating knives or...uh...shoulder batteries.

Zack: As soon as his shoulder is done recharging he is going to rock your world with his mega nipple.

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