Zack: Proof that for every spike man there is a spike woman out there somewhere.

Steve: Why is she standing in front of the Parthenon?

Zack: Why does she have a child's midsection? Why would anyone choose to replace their hands with spike mittens? Why was this book created?

Steve: I get the feeling Kevin Siembieda is involved in the answer to all three of those.

Zack: Late at night / dressed in spikes / prowl the Acropolis / for baby midriff wives

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