Zack: "My name is Harvard Milkwoft and I am here to indenture you!"

Steve: I like the soldier dude with his own personal bellhop. Very suspicious looking couple of characters.

Zack: Brigadier General Bournemuff and his dapper aide-de-camp Chili Rodriguez whom he met on campaign in Abyssinia.

Steve: He looks like the sort of army dude that no matter what the problem is he just calls for his artillery.

Zack: AKA Chili Rodriguez.

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