Zack: We all have those motives.
Steve: Not me! Those are chaotic evil motives. I'm neutral good. I do what's right but I don't pick sides.
Zack: You wouldn't even do two chicks at the same time?
Steve: Of course I would do that.
Zack: They're super ugly. One of them has giant gums and tiny teeth and the other one is gassy and keeps letting loose these awful, eggy farts.
Steve: Then I wouldn't do it.
Zack: But what if they were both lawful good and the only way to save them was to do them both at the same time?
Steve: Sometimes you just have to shift alignment.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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